The Fattest Dancer at St. Bernadette’s
28 July – 1 August 2026
Julian La Blanc could have been a star. A real bleedin’ contender he was. So how did he end up teaching these ungrateful little wagons in St. Bernadette’s Parish Hall Ballybough? Well, point your toes, pay your fees and he just might tell ya.
This legend of Dublin Fringe makes its Norma Desmond return reimagined as a one man spectacular. Written and performed by TKB.
Image credit: Ste Murray
Press Quotes
“An excellent tribute to, and send-up of, the stage-school world”, “hilarious reinvention of the one-man show.” The Irish Times ⭐⭐⭐⭐
“Superbly directed by Clare Maguire”, “The Fattest Dancer at St. Bernadette’s” confirms Thommas Kane Byre (TKB) as an extraordinary and prolific talent”, “mouth-wateringly funny. As is Byrne’s sublime performance.” The Arts Review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
“Inspirational performance.” The Reviews Hub ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Production Credits
Directed by Clare Maguire
Written by TKB
Produced by Breadline
Poster Design by Ste Murray
About Breadline
BREADLINE are a young, Dublin-based theatre company that are big, bold, and bursting with drama, dedicated to bringing heart-stopping, side-splitting working class stories to you as a primary source. Founded by Thommas Kane Byrne (TKB) & Ericka Roe, with longtime collaborator Ciara Ivie (later joining as director), they bring raw, side splitting, heart swelling working class stories to the stage with all the grit and glamour of the streets that inspired it. From the award winning, critically acclaimed St. Mary’s Mansions Trilogy to the beloved My First Holy Covid which they performed around flat complexes across Dublin during the pandemic to acoustic, first look versions of their shows in D1, they want to make going to the theatre as normal as going to the cinema for working class people and as fun as going for a bop. Theatre by Nitbags, for Nitbags, about Nitbags.
Support Credits
Presented by Breadline and Project Arts Centre. Breadline are Resident Project Artists 2025 – 28. The Fattest Dancer at St. Bernadette’s was first developed at the Scene & Heard festival for new work in Smock Alley and had its world premiere at Dublin Fringe Festival 2018.
Tues 28 July – Sat 1 August
Preview: 28 July, 7:45pm
29 – 31 July, 7:45pm
1 August, 2:45pm & 7:45pm
Early Bird: €16 (running until 11 June)
Preview: €18
Performances: €22/18
Cube
60 minutes
Strong language